Stargate SG-1: Evolution, Part 1
“Apparently, the host was on the verge of a pulmonary…
Stargate SG-1: Birthright
“Why, because we have penises?” SG-1 are meeting a rebel…
Stargate SG-1: Avenger 2.0
” It probably took the Ancients a thousand years to build…
Stargate SG-1: Space Race
“Has it occurred to you that maybe the reason you…
Stargate SG-1: Enemy Mine
“You are a pain in the ass. But well worth…
Stargate SG-1: Lifeboat
“I will not surrender this body, not at any cost!…
Stargate SG-1: Revisions
“All I can say is thank God for lawyers.” We…
Stargate SG-1: Orpheus
“You know what their weakness turned out to be? Water!”…
Stargate SG-1: Fragile Balance
“Uncle Jack’s been like a father to me. You know,…
Stargate SG-1: Homecoming
“On the bright side, you get to travel a lot.”…










