Category Archives: Stargate

“We’re borrowing it, not stealing it.” The team are under attack from Tlak’kahn gliders. They quickly dial the stargate while using their weapons to kick…

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“People who can forget how important it is to know how to read can forget anything.” The team arrive on a planet to find some…

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“I know a bad guy when I see one.” The team exit the stargate in the middle of the battle, with Polar Bear-like aliens fighting…

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“Even the geeks thought I was too different.” The team arrive on a new planet and, once again, one of them falls off a cliff…

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“If I didn’t know my, oh, so boring history… we’d be in real trouble.” The team leave the stargate on what appears to be the…

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“All I wanted to do was play the game. I wouldn’t stop to eat or sleep.”  Arriving on another new planet, the team spots an…

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“So, what do we use against the Tlak’kahn? Harsh language?” The team arrives on a planet and spots an industrial structure. They head over and…

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“Then they shaved my head and painted my rear end blue.” Arriving on a tropical planet, Gus explains that this is a planet he read…

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“Huh? What’s wrong? Where’s the rush?” The team arrive on a planet and are greeted by an elderly alien on a bridge. He says that…

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“Oh, so you want, what, a klutz bonus?” The team arrives on a planet with a road leading to the mountains. Stacey’s quad bike drives…

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