Category Archives: Stargate

“All I wanted to do was play the game. I wouldn’t stop to eat or sleep.”  Arriving on another new planet, the team spots an…

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“So, what do we use against the Tlak’kahn? Harsh language?” The team arrives on a planet and spots an industrial structure. They head over and…

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“Then they shaved my head and painted my rear end blue.” Arriving on a tropical planet, Gus explains that this is a planet he read…

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“Huh? What’s wrong? Where’s the rush?” The team arrive on a planet and are greeted by an elderly alien on a bridge. He says that…

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“Oh, so you want, what, a klutz bonus?” The team arrives on a planet with a road leading to the mountains. Stacey’s quad bike drives…

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“All humans seem strange to me.” The team arrive on a paradise planet (it’s a good job that none of the random planets they visit…

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“Climbing that cliff to show us she’s too brave to be afraid of spiders.” Heading to a new planet, Stacey is the first one to…

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“That lander reminds me of a hurricane. A big wind that blows hard.” The team come out of the stargate and there’s only a tiny…

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“What’s the punishment for rebelling against the great Shepherd?” The team are on a seemingly on a peaceful farming planet, watching an alien walk with…

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“I can’t go to my mother’s world and the human world thinks I’m a monster.” We start off on a barren planet, with everyone celebrating…

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