Author Archives: Dean Jones

Who needs wheels when you’ve got air? A Sonic Racing game that decides it didn’t want to do the most obvious thing with a kart…

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“Huh? What’s wrong? Where’s the rush?” The team arrive on a planet and are greeted by an elderly alien on a bridge. He says that…

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“Oh, so you want, what, a klutz bonus?” The team arrives on a planet with a road leading to the mountains. Stacey’s quad bike drives…

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“Curiosity is coming home!” The original Curious George is a book about a man with a yellow hat deliberately kidnapping a chimp (although he’s incorrectly…

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“All humans seem strange to me.” The team arrive on a paradise planet (it’s a good job that none of the random planets they visit…

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“Oh, yeah. Like Flotsam, Mopsam and, uh, Cotton-tail.” The team are driving through yet another canyon (they seem to like them, even though you can’t…

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The Ultimate Collection of Mega Man X Adventures! After the Mega Man collection brought a bunch of mainline Mega Man games to current consoles, Capcom…

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“Climbing that cliff to show us she’s too brave to be afraid of spiders.” Heading to a new planet, Stacey is the first one to…

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“That lander reminds me of a hurricane. A big wind that blows hard.” The team come out of the stargate and there’s only a tiny…

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“What’s the punishment for rebelling against the great Shepherd?” The team are on a seemingly on a peaceful farming planet, watching an alien walk with…

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