Author Archives: Dean Jones

“We go to other planets through a big ring of shimmering blue water. I’m not even human.” We start in a hospital, Teal’c is lying…

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“I like gas as much as the next guy.” Carter is setting up a telescope when Jack approaches her, acting like he doesn’t know how…

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“O’Neill suggested I send you to a distant planet for your actions here, but I am reasonably certain his statement was in jest.” We open…

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“Once I share those powers we could rule the galaxy. Together.” We start with Carter bumping into Jonas attempting to flirt with a nurse and…

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“You know Harry, It’s not that I can’t believe you lied to me again. It’s that YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN!” We open with Jack…

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“Someone duplicated the duplicators?” We open with an assassin in a building assembling a sniper rifle. His target appears to be Senator Kinsey, who has…

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“Be extremely happy that he did not ask.” SG-1 return from a mission, there wasn’t much left of the Ancient outpost they were studying, however,…

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“Sir, we can’t call it the Enterprise.” Following on from the previous episode with Thor turning up on the X-303, lost in the middle of…

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Hang on for the Ride of Your Life! Donkey has found the Fairy Godmother’s magic wand and accidentally turns a bunch of things into vehicles,…

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Tap into the Adventure and Fun Happy Feet is a film about a penguin society where each penguin has a special “heart song”, which turns…

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