Author Archives: Dean Jones

“You are a pain in the ass. But well worth it.” On a base on a planet, we start with Major Lorne and his commanding…

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Within this box your fate may be sealed. [review] For the average player, despite a gorgeous presentation, you’re better off avoiding the Amiga release and…

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Within this box your fate may be sealed. [review] Needless to say, the DOS version of Castlevania is an absolute skip. I find it hard…

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Within this box your fate may be sealed. [review] Overall, Castlevania is a butchered port of an awesome NES game. NES, NES, NES….I keep saying…

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“I will not surrender this body, not at any cost! It is mine!” We open up on a crashed alien spaceship, it’s long and mostly…

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“All I can say is thank God for lawyers.” We start off in the control room, with Carter and Daniel looking at a video feed…

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“You know what their weakness turned out to be? Water!” The stargate activates at Stargate Command and SG-1 radio in – they’re under attack and…

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“Uncle Jack’s been like a father to me. You know, since my folks died.” Carter arrives at Stargate Command and Hammond wants to see her…

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“On the bright side, you get to travel a lot.” We start with Jack and Carter arriving at Stargate Command, reporting that they successfully destroyed…

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“OK, everyone who thinks this is absolutely an insane idea raise your hands.” We start off on a random planet, with some villagers talking to…

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