Author Archives: Dean Jones

“Ah, humans. Interesting.” We open with a Gou’ald ship in orbit above a planet, with an Asgard ship arriving. It’s Thor, telling Osiris to back…

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“The success or failure of your deeds does not add up to the sum of your life. Your spirit cannot be weighed.” SG-1 is rushing…

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“I feel better just knowing there’s an archaeologist watching our backs.” Hammond is dialling the Stargate to contact an overdue team. They’re trying to negotiate…

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“I taught my toys to make more of themselves.” SG-1 are investigating a ruined planet. There are no signs of survivors (or bodies). Carter does…

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“Well they have no problem with dying. I have a problem with that.” We start with K’tano, a Jaffa warrior, giving a speech. He says…

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“I’ve seen this movie… it hits Paris.” We open with an astronomer with a telescope. He is trying to get through to someone about his…

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“You’d think a race advanced enough to fly around in spaceships would be smart enough to have seatbelts on ’em.” Carrying on from the previous…

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“It’s kind of like Goa’uld Mardi Gras here.” We open with the Gou’ald Zipacna, who tried to attack Tolana during Skarra’s trial a few seasons…

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“Go suck a lemon” SG-1 are fleeing from some Death Gliders, heading back through the Stargate. Daniel and Carter get through but Jack and Teal’c…

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“You did tell them to take me prisoner and not shoot me, right?” Jack and Teal’c are outside a warehouse with four trainees: Elliot (the…

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