Stargate Infinity: Initiation
“Then they shaved my head and painted my rear end blue.” Arriving on a tropical planet, Gus explains that this is a planet he read…
Stargate Infinity: Stones
“Huh? What’s wrong? Where’s the rush?” The team arrive on a planet and are greeted by an elderly alien on a bridge. He says that…
Stargate Infinity: Greed
“Oh, so you want, what, a klutz bonus?” The team arrives on a planet with a road leading to the mountains. Stacey’s quad bike drives…
Stargate Infinity: Who Are You?
“All humans seem strange to me.” The team arrive on a paradise planet (it’s a good job that none of the random planets they visit…
Stargate Infinity: Phobia
“Climbing that cliff to show us she’s too brave to be afraid of spiders.” Heading to a new planet, Stacey is the first one to…
Stargate Infinity: Hot Water
“That lander reminds me of a hurricane. A big wind that blows hard.” The team come out of the stargate and there’s only a tiny…
Stargate Infinity: Mentor
“What’s the punishment for rebelling against the great Shepherd?” The team are on a seemingly on a peaceful farming planet, watching an alien walk with…
Stargate Infinity: Coming Home
“I can’t go to my mother’s world and the human world thinks I’m a monster.” We start off on a barren planet, with everyone celebrating…
Stargate Infinity: The Best World
“Well, I don’t care. She smells like a year-old, hard-boiled egg.” The team arrives on a muddy, sulphur smelling planet, home to people who live…
Stargate Infinity: Double Duty
“Is that what you call a squirrel?” Following on immediately from the previous episode, Bonner and the grand arrive on the planet he considers “safe”.…