Stargate SG-1: Fail Safe
“I’ve seen this movie… it hits Paris.” We open with an astronomer with a telescope. He is trying to get through to someone about his…
Stargate SG-1: Last Stand
“You’d think a race advanced enough to fly around in spaceships would be smart enough to have seatbelts on ’em.” Carrying on from the previous…
Stargate SG-1: Summit
“It’s kind of like Goa’uld Mardi Gras here.” We open with the Gou’ald Zipacna, who tried to attack Tolana during Skarra’s trial a few seasons…
Stargate SG-1: 48 Hours
“Go suck a lemon” SG-1 are fleeing from some Death Gliders, heading back through the Stargate. Daniel and Carter get through but Jack and Teal’c…
Stargate SG-1: Proving Ground
“You did tell them to take me prisoner and not shoot me, right?” Jack and Teal’c are outside a warehouse with four trainees: Elliot (the…
Stargate SG-1: Wormhole X-Treme!
“I’m portraying the character of Raymond Gunne, who portrays the character of Dr. Levant, which is based on the character Daniel Jackson, portrayed by the…
Stargate SG-1: Desperate Measures
“Ninjas. Three, maybe four. Happened fast. They pulled up in a white van, grabbed her. I’ve been telling the police about ninjas for years.” We…
Stargate SG-1: 2001
“Just when you think you’re not in Kansas anymore, turns out ya are.” SG-1 are retiring from a mission saying they’ve completed their standing orders…
Stargate SG-1: Between Two Fires
“There seems to be an evil conspiracy among the Tollan Curia, whose apparent goal is to give us everything we ever wanted.” We start on…
Stargate SG-1: The Tomb
“Okay. That is officially the worst way to go.” SG-1 are investigating a temple – a pyramid-like Babylonian building called a ziggurat. There’s a colossal…