Author Archives: Dean Jones

This is a bit of a personal soft spot. Dark Void is a jetpack shooter which definitely has its share of problems. The main character…

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Final Fantasy VII remake shoves you into the role of a terrorist, blowing up stuff and causing lots of people to be hurt, murdering guards…

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In terms of characters and story, Grim Fandango is a brilliant game. It’s very charming and has some good humour. Unfortunately, it was made at…

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An interesting platformer. Representing the childhood trauma of a pregnant woman, you dance around wonderfully abstract environments to “remember” your past.  There are multiple routes…

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A good game ruined by an obnoxious story. The core gameplay is really good. Time is “frozen” (well, very, very slow) and you can look…

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Everything in this game is just needlessly large. Darksiders could have potentially been a great game if it was better condensed, but every section (up…

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Originally released on the first Xbox in 2005, Stubbs the Zombie was a game developed by some ex-Halo developers using the same game engine as…

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The sequel to Star Wars Episode 1: Racer that I never got to play because it wasn’t on a Nintendo platform. It’s….fine. It doesn’t feel…

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This is my first Call of Duty since the first Black Ops, and I feel no need to play any more. The gameplay features elements…

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Announced as an April Fool’s Joke, this is an actual game…and surprisingly very entertaining. You play as an assistant on a train hosting a murder…

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