Author Archives: Dean Jones

“Yeah, sure. Have an apple. What could happen?” Exiting a Stargate housed inside a temple, SG-1 discovers some people dressed in Greek attire, who worship…

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“The very young do not always do as they’re told.” The Nox, named after a new and powerful species that SG-1 discovers in this episode,…

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“Your world is a strange place.” Wow, now this was a deeply moving episode, and one that I’m surprised isn’t more well regarded as one…

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“Okay, it’s not the first one.” We see two members of an SG team, SG-9, running to the Stargate while being chased by people with…

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“She, uh, she tried to seduce me” After going to a planet mostly blind – it was too dark for the MALP to see and…

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“What is an ‘Oprah’?” The fourth episode of Stargate SG-1 shares a lot in common with the fourth episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.…

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“Be like bugs on a windshield.” The first episode after the pilot and setting up that there are many worlds out there…and it doesn’t feature…

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Relive the 80s with Intellivision Lives! The Invellivision. A strange console with an awkward keypad-based controller. It never had the legacy of the Atari 2600,…

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All Aboard! The only thing I know about The Polar Express is that it’s a CGI Christmas film and that the children in the film…

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“It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to ‘MacGyver’ a system for the Gate on Earth.” Onto the proper Stargate SG-1 series, and it…

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