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A toon-style, poppy, quirky, and quirky shooting game! Radirgy was an arcade vertical shooter which was released in arcades in 2005, before receiving ports in…

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Calling all Teen Titans If you expected this to be a generic co-op beat-em-up that was popular for licensed games at the time, then you’d…

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Master the power of the X-Men This is a game that seems to be ashamed to be based on the film it’s based on. While…

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Let’s Play Baseball A slightly different Power Pros game in that it covers the American Major League Baseball. This just means a different group of…

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“That sounds real familiar. Have we been there before?” The team are on the run yet again, this time from a swarm of angry flying…

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“I have never understood the urge to make up oneself to look different.” Coming through the stargate, the team spots immediate chaos – a large…

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“I didn’t make a mistake.” The team find themselves on a desert planet, and encounter N’Shuma, one of the natives of his planet, who invite…

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“Only after much trial and error did we find the right path.” The team are on the run from the Tlak’kahn once again, but Bonner…

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“It will make an interesting exhibit in the Museum of Inferior Species.” Arriving in a temple, the team discusses the look of an arch, and…

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“Let’s get out of here before something else becomes fashionable.” The team arrive on a tropical planet, which looks like a beach resort and is…

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Turn the town upside down! When it comes to video games based on films, I feel like you should have at least some understanding of…

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A New Wave of Terror The last bonus game I will be covering, and this one is a sequel to a N64 game that pretty…

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“Telepathy is the perfect form of mind control for the one with the strongest will.” The team arrive in a futuristic city. Bonner explains that…

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“We’re borrowing it, not stealing it.” The team are under attack from Tlak’kahn gliders. They quickly dial the stargate while using their weapons to kick…

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“People who can forget how important it is to know how to read can forget anything.” The team arrive on a planet to find some…

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Monsters on the loose! The wonky transition to 3D period was pretty much a staple of the N64 and PS1 era, so by the end…

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Your Dream. Your FIFA World Cup. A FIFA focused on the World Cup means one thing: It’s mainly the previous version of FIFA with very…

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Free Fairy and become a sharp shooter! While it advertises “40 minigames”, this isn’t really all that true. While the name does give the impression…

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Get in the game and play! Create a team and play all the way to the Backyard Championship! After a few years, Backyard Baseball comes…

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The troops await your orders. The final GameCube exclusive, and its a really odd one. It’s a real time strategy game set in ancient Japan,…

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“I know a bad guy when I see one.” The team exit the stargate in the middle of the battle, with Polar Bear-like aliens fighting…

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“Even the geeks thought I was too different.” The team arrive on a new planet and, once again, one of them falls off a cliff…

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“If I didn’t know my, oh, so boring history… we’d be in real trouble.” The team leave the stargate on what appears to be the…

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They never thaw it coming The Ice Age films are something that, despite their popularity, I’ve never actually properly watched. I am aware that Scrat,…

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Play or be played. With lots of competition in arcade style football games, especially on GameCube due to Mario, FIFA Street 2 had to fix…

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Once we though the gods were gone. But now their shadows rise anew… After loving the first Baten Kaitos, I was very much looking forward…

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“All I wanted to do was play the game. I wouldn’t stop to eat or sleep.”  Arriving on another new planet, the team spots an…

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“So, what do we use against the Tlak’kahn? Harsh language?” The team arrives on a planet and spots an industrial structure. They head over and…

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“Then they shaved my head and painted my rear end blue.” Arriving on a tropical planet, Gus explains that this is a planet he read…

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Who needs wheels when you’ve got air? A Sonic Racing game that decides it didn’t want to do the most obvious thing with a kart…

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“Huh? What’s wrong? Where’s the rush?” The team arrive on a planet and are greeted by an elderly alien on a bridge. He says that…

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“Oh, so you want, what, a klutz bonus?” The team arrives on a planet with a road leading to the mountains. Stacey’s quad bike drives…

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“Curiosity is coming home!” The original Curious George is a book about a man with a yellow hat deliberately kidnapping a chimp (although he’s incorrectly…

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“All humans seem strange to me.” The team arrive on a paradise planet (it’s a good job that none of the random planets they visit…

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“Oh, yeah. Like Flotsam, Mopsam and, uh, Cotton-tail.” The team are driving through yet another canyon (they seem to like them, even though you can’t…

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The Ultimate Collection of Mega Man X Adventures! After the Mega Man collection brought a bunch of mainline Mega Man games to current consoles, Capcom…

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“Climbing that cliff to show us she’s too brave to be afraid of spiders.” Heading to a new planet, Stacey is the first one to…

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“That lander reminds me of a hurricane. A big wind that blows hard.” The team come out of the stargate and there’s only a tiny…

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“What’s the punishment for rebelling against the great Shepherd?” The team are on a seemingly on a peaceful farming planet, watching an alien walk with…

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“I can’t go to my mother’s world and the human world thinks I’m a monster.” We start off on a barren planet, with everyone celebrating…

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“Well, I don’t care. She smells like a year-old, hard-boiled egg.” The team arrives on a muddy, sulphur smelling planet, home to people who live…

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Four monsters run around the stage, a chaotic free-for-all battle!! Another Zatch Bell fighting game, but this one is different. Instead of being a one…

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Take the quiz using the microphone. Join the show and aim to become the quiz champion! A Japanese only quiz game that uses the microphone…

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Finally here, the Grim Reapers clash in a full-fledged 3D fighting game! Another anime, another one on one fighter. And there really doesn’t seem to…

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Cooperative Battle, Team Battle, Battle Royale Part of the “Super Deformed” (chibi) style of Gundam games, this reminds me a lot of the one I…

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One Warrior. Two Souls. While I enjoyed the Sands of Time, I found Warrior Within to be rather frustrating. I was very glad to discover…

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“Is that what you call a squirrel?” Following on immediately from the previous episode, Bonner and the grand arrive on the planet he considers “safe”.…

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“You wanna know what the best world is? The next one” So, Stargate Infinity, a children’s cartoon loosely based on the Stargate franchise. Due to…

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“You’re raising Goa’ulds. When were you going to tell us that?” On the planet Pangar, we see a delegation awaiting the arrival of their first…

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“This single blade did what we could not. It has brought us together.” At the Alpha Site, Stargate personnel (including SG-1 and Dr Fraiser) and…

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“I don’t know how you can call yourself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry.” Lord Khonsu is sitting on board his…

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“One day your people will benefit from the sacrifices that you have made” Stargate Command receives an audio message from Commander Hale of the Kelownan…

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“Though a candle burns in my house, there’s nobody home.” We see a Tok’ra and a woman fleeing from some Jaffa, with the Tok’ra telling…

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“The people of this town are behaving strangely … even for humans.” We open with a man called Richard Fleming making a call to Carter…

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“Given enough time, evolution can do some pretty amazing things.” Carter is having a video call with someone stationed at a research base in Antarctica.…

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Join Luffy and his crew for a crazy adventure on the high seas. What happens when you want to make a cheap cash-in for an…

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2020 corporations control everything. With one exception. While we got some good looks at Kameo on the GameCube, all we got from the second Perfect…

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Unleash the Powers within You Kameo: Elements of Power was a very intriguing game that many people saw footage off via VHS tapes given away…

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You’re on the hot seat and Paul Sr. wants it done now! American Chopper is a show where a group of people (including a dad…

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Settle this fierce battle! Another Clash of Ninja game, which covers another section of the story from the anime. The gameplay itself has barely changed,…

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Mario battles his rivals on the pitch for the Super Bowser Cup! Super Mario Strikers – or Mario Smash Football – is the start of…

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Play as man. Plan as Kong. Based on Peter Jackson’s 3 hour and 20 minute epic, this King Kong game tells the story of a…

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“True Conflict. True Power. True New York.” With how much I enjoyed replaying Streets of LA, plus how much I love Sleeping Dogs, I was…

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Take on the World’s Most Dangerous Animals While I’ve compared previous Cabela’s hunting games to clunky first person shooters, they’ve still had proper hunting mechanics…

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Pac-Man battles Erwin to save Pac-Land and the Spectral Realm. In Pac-Man World 2, Pac-Man was a silent protagonist while others did a small amount…

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“Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?” We start off on a cargo ship with SG-1 (including Jonas), Jacob Carter, Major Davis (I didn’t recognise him…

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“She’s not going to be happy when she wakes up, is she? She is going to wake up. Isn’t she?” After the message from Anubis,…

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“Well, you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt…” SG-1 are fleeing from natives of a primitive planet, throwing spears…

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“Ah, humans. Interesting.” We open with a Gou’ald ship in orbit above a planet, with an Asgard ship arriving. It’s Thor, telling Osiris to back…

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“The success or failure of your deeds does not add up to the sum of your life. Your spirit cannot be weighed.” SG-1 is rushing…

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“I feel better just knowing there’s an archaeologist watching our backs.” Hammond is dialling the Stargate to contact an overdue team. They’re trying to negotiate…

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“I taught my toys to make more of themselves.” SG-1 are investigating a ruined planet. There are no signs of survivors (or bodies). Carter does…

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“Well they have no problem with dying. I have a problem with that.” We start with K’tano, a Jaffa warrior, giving a speech. He says…

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“I’ve seen this movie… it hits Paris.” We open with an astronomer with a telescope. He is trying to get through to someone about his…

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“You’d think a race advanced enough to fly around in spaceships would be smart enough to have seatbelts on ’em.” Carrying on from the previous…

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“It’s kind of like Goa’uld Mardi Gras here.” We open with the Gou’ald Zipacna, who tried to attack Tolana during Skarra’s trial a few seasons…

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“Go suck a lemon” SG-1 are fleeing from some Death Gliders, heading back through the Stargate. Daniel and Carter get through but Jack and Teal’c…

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“You did tell them to take me prisoner and not shoot me, right?” Jack and Teal’c are outside a warehouse with four trainees: Elliot (the…

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“I’m portraying the character of Raymond Gunne, who portrays the character of Dr. Levant, which is based on the character Daniel Jackson, portrayed by the…

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“Ninjas. Three, maybe four. Happened fast. They pulled up in a white van, grabbed her. I’ve been telling the police about ninjas for years.” We…

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“Just when you think you’re not in Kansas anymore, turns out ya are.” SG-1 are retiring from a mission saying they’ve completed their standing orders…

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“There seems to be an evil conspiracy among the Tollan Curia, whose apparent goal is to give us everything we ever wanted.” We start on…

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“Okay. That is officially the worst way to go.” SG-1 are investigating a temple – a pyramid-like Babylonian building called a ziggurat. There’s a colossal…

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“Daniel, I’m chained up in a mad man’s barn with a bunch of unas.” Daniel is watching some footage from a camera – he’s checking…

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“Then I shall remind you that the woman holding the gun on you is Cassandra’s mother.” Sam is visiting Janet Fraiser at her house. It’s…

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“I’ve got great confidence in you Carter. Go on to SGC and… confuse Hammond.” SG-1 are thrown out of the Stargate at quite a high…

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“Hold on. Who’s Lieutenant Tyler?” SG-1 are trying to escape through the Stargate as they’re under attack from Jaffa. Jack is behind enemy lines with…

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Become the most… notorious. The start of Most Wanted confused me a lot. You start off by watching your character race and take control for…

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Renegade or Hero? Uncover Shadow’s truth! In an attempt to attract a more mature audience, Sega decided to create a Sonic game with guns and…

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Enter the world of Classic James Bond With Pierce Brosnan stepping down from James Bond and Daniel Craig not being chosen yet, EA had to…

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Defeat Evil, Free Narnia! The Chronicles of Narnia solidified the era of “kids discover the world is magic” era of films, bringing the classic book…

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Grab your friends, plug in the mics, and get this party started I can’t sing to save my life. I’m that bad that I had…

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Can you master the magic? This one takes a massive departure from the previous Harry Potter games, ditching the explorable Hogwarts Castle and replacing it…

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Experience the brutality, greed and lust that was the west. In 2004, Red Dead Revolver was released on PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but skipped the…

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Hop aboard a luxury ocean liner and set sail on a world tour! The final Mario Party on GameCube, and this one feels much more…

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Mutate your Turtle as you play! The third Konami beat em up based on this series of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and, like the previous…

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The Ultimate Underwater Adventure! Shamu is the name for whatever main whale SeaWorld had in captivity to perform tricks, due to a ton of abuse.…

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Mr. Incredible and Frozone return to non-stop action to battle the Underminer. The first Incredibles game had quite a few problems, it was a dull…

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Join the Big Red One Following the campaign of the U.S. Army’s 1st Infantry Division during World War II (their patch was a red number…

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“I followed you home last night.” SG-1 are investigating a destroyed city. Only one bit seems to be intact, and it appears to be different…

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